Delivery Specialist Gifts

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

"And you deliver anywhere, right?"

Castaway on desert isle sends 'message in a bottle' via drone.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Exit Next Left

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Anything for me?"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'Here's the junk mail.'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'