Delivery Professional Gifts

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

'Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a bomb. Part # AB6 is a toner cartridge.'

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"Is that the empty box I ordered?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Are we broke yet?'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

How Amazon was invented

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Santa called but you were out!

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Exit Next Left

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"