Delivery Professional Gifts

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

'Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a bomb. Part # AB6 is a toner cartridge.'

I'm on a quest for the holy grail! Stop calling me a "go-fer"!

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"Is that the empty box I ordered?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

How Amazon was invented

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Are we broke yet?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

Exit Next Left

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Monday: Next 7 exits.