Food Delivery Professional Gifts

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

LAY ZEE FUK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Food deliverer's baby.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

French Early Bird

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

Exit Next Left

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Anything for me?"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Sisyphus Pizza

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."