Food Deliveryman Gifts

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

LAY ZEE FUK

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

How Amazon was invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Food deliverer's baby.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Santa called but you were out!

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Exit Next Left

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

French Early Bird

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'