Delivery Man Gifts

"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."

"I'm taking a survey. Do you prefer to be growled or barked at?"

This Side Up.

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

'Sign here.'

'How many pints have you had?'

Beware of Doug

Beware of the Dragon

'Not so easy, is it?'

That side up.

'Honey, I really think last year's very generous Christmas gift absolves me from saying hi each time he delivers the mail.'

'I told you! - Don't start an argument with the postman!'

'Postage due? This letter was mailed when postage was ten cents.'

'How did he get hurt?' - 'The postman bit him back.'

The ex-parcel delivery man who had an organ donation clinic on his tour. Please help!

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

Postman's Knock.

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

"The postman's been, have you been buying on the dark web again?"

"Huh! I always thought it was just an expression!"

Beware of the Doug!

"One more day, and it's Christmas Holiday here I come!"

"That's it...I'm transferring to Miami!"

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers...

"It's not as glamorous, but it's year 'round work and I finally get Christmas Eve off!"

"I'm not a trick or treater, I'm the UPS guy."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Mailman takes out a hit on a dog

US Mail

"What if I'm actually in love with the mailman?"

"Sign here and I'm yours."

Mailman sees sign in front of house, 'Beware of dog eat dog world'.

Robot dog chases postman.

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'