Delivery Men Gifts

"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"

Mummy Delivery

Beware Of The Hog...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

How Amazon was invented

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Santa called but you were out!

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Exit Next Left

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'