Delivery Drivers Gifts

'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'

"That GPS navigator we ordered got lost in the mail."

How Amazon was invented

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'Well, usually I say 'Thanks for calling Giacomo's pizza service', but...'

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

"We had time on our wings just when they need drivers. I see no flaw in this plan at all!"

Corona Virus: Truck Drivers now also start working from home!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Exit Next Left

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows