Delivery Drivers T-Shirts

'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'

"That GPS navigator we ordered got lost in the mail."

How Amazon was invented

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'Well, usually I say 'Thanks for calling Giacomo's pizza service', but...'

'Sorry it took so long, lady. Let me warm the pizza up a bit for ya.'

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

"We had time on our wings just when they need drivers. I see no flaw in this plan at all!"

Corona Virus: Truck Drivers now also start working from home!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Santa called but you were out!

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Exit Next Left

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"