Deliveryman T-Shirts

'I wish you trappers would quit ordering your canoes by Pony Express.'

"Beer-o-gram."

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"Well, I guess it's not the Lost City, after all. He asked if I was the FedEx guy."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

'DUCK'! - After his service in Iraq, waldo found a perfect job as a parcel delivery man.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

How Amazon was invented

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

French Early Bird

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Santa called but you were out!

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Exit Next Left

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'