Deliveryman Gifts

'I wish you trappers would quit ordering your canoes by Pony Express.'

"Beer-o-gram."

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"Well, I guess it's not the Lost City, after all. He asked if I was the FedEx guy."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

'DUCK'! - After his service in Iraq, waldo found a perfect job as a parcel delivery man.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Food deliverer's baby.

How Amazon was invented

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Are we broke yet?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Santa called but you were out!

Exit Next Left

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)