Delivery Driver Gifts

'All right... we've followed the health and safety directives, Can we get on with deliveries now?'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Gas truck that has run out of gas.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

This end up - You idiot.

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

The take-out drone

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

'Let me look at that map...'

Postman training.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.

"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"

Meals on Wheels.

'I was replaced by a state of the art GPS!'

Outsourced Rudolf.

'It's cold.'

"This supply chain thing is killing me. I've been waiting for a squeaky toy for months."

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'

'I hate my life.

YOU ARE LOST.

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

Broken down overnight courier

A coffin is carelessly delivered

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"Bob, if you get out of there, I could fit one more in."

Novox Pizza - Fastest delivery in town.

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

'154 Madison...get ready...there it is.'

"I only wanted one pint today. Didn't you get my text message?"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

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