Delivery Driver Gifts

'All right... we've followed the health and safety directives, Can we get on with deliveries now?'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Amazon Drones

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Gas truck that has run out of gas.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.

This end up - You idiot.

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

'Let me look at that map...'

The take-out drone

Postman training.

'Do you know why I stopped you?'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'

"This supply chain thing is killing me. I've been waiting for a squeaky toy for months."

"It's all part of the new normal."

'It's cold.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"

Meals on Wheels.

'I was replaced by a state of the art GPS!'

Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.

Outsourced Rudolf.

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

Traffic Sign

"I only wanted one pint today. Didn't you get my text message?"

Another delivery by UPMS.

Broken down overnight courier

'I hate my life.

'154 Madison...get ready...there it is.'

Novox Pizza - Fastest delivery in town.

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.