Food Delivery Driver Gifts

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Hunter, gatherer, orderer.

Caution, Dip in Road - Chip Company.d

Meals on Wheels

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"I don't blame the delivery guy for our food being cold. He did have to travel 30 miles by dog sled to get here."

"I don't think delivering food is for me. It's always cold by the time I get there."

LAY ZEE FUK

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Food deliverer's baby.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

How Amazon was invented

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Exit Next Left

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.