Food Delivery Worker Gifts

Meal on Wheel

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Super Pizza

"You got to love DoorDash!"

LAY ZEE FUK

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Food deliverer's baby.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Exit Next Left

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

French Early Bird

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

Sisyphus Pizza

"Anything for me?"

"A little lamb please."