Food Worker Gifts

'I worked at Burger Buddies on the grill for five and a half weeks until I found out what was really going on. Then I was out of there!'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Ghostbasters 3

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Cafe Burns.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

A clown ice fishing through a square hole