Food Industry Worker Gifts

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"Hello, I'm Ryan. I'm not your waiter, but I'm hoping you'll still leave me a whopping tip."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'I just hope I don't end up a tin of ham.'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Bottled water plant gets delivery of treated sewage.

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

Free Range Eggs

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

"Did the restaurant give you the management job?"

Soup factory: Permanently closed: gone into adminestrone

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

Christmas at the baby food plant: 'Twenty pounds of pureed turkey just doesn't do it for me.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

'I hate my job.'

'There's a reason I only eat organic free range.'

Ghostbasters 3

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

Soybean Cakes - 'They're not selling. Let's just offer then as a Synfuel.'

"These aren't free samples. This is my lunch, dammit!"

Beggar on street corner has sign which reads 'Gluten salesman'

This can't be good.

New In! Flat Coke.

Milkshake Shortage

Time for a Raise

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.