Fast Food Industry Worker Gifts

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Another day in the Splenda mines

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Ghostbasters 3

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Nutrition-Free Diet

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"