Working In Fast Food Gifts

'Ralph Johnson's worked at charburger for far less time than you, and already he's Fries Captain.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

View to the Future

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Menu Dating

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Is this still America?'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Another day in the Splenda mines

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Can I have flies with that'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.