Fast Food Worker Gifts

Einstein Grill.

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.'

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

"In addition to fringe benefits, you get a 45 second lunch break."

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

'That's two happy meals, a shake, and four years of college down the drain.'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Have a McWater. It's all we can serve without being sued.'

Bank'n Burger - "I see there's been another merger."

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

"Great. You move to Mexico, and we all end up working at McDonald's."

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Who's next'

'Where do you see yourself in say,five minutes from now?'

Luigis Pizza's Home Delivery

'We're being paid minimum wage so do only a minimum amount of work.'

Evolving quickly.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Pizza delivery

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Please order by number."

"I told you we should have voted for Clinton."

Tele-pizza.

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

',,,,,and make it snappy'

'What on earth are you doing?'

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Would you like microchips with that?'

"Jeffrey is interning at Quizno's this summer."

Mc Savings and Loan

'Do you want flies with that?'