Fast Food Staff Gifts

All people do is eat.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Counting ribs

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"You owe me five bucks."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'I'd like a round table!'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"Room for dessert, folks?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"