Fast Food Workers Gifts

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

Slow/Fast Food.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Menu Dating

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Another day in the Splenda mines

'Is this still America?'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"