Fast Food Workers Pillows

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

Slow/Fast Food.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Menu Dating

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Is this still America?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'