Fast Food Employee Pillows

"Ebenezer, you will be visited by an unemployed worker, a part-time, low-wage McDonald's employee and a disgruntled walmart staffer."

"$15 an hour!...I demand $15 an hour!"

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

Car Chase-Thru

"Welcome to McDonalds. Can I take your order please"

'I'm really pressed for time this morning. Could you just go ahead and pour that in my lap for me?'

Fast Food Restaurant Employees Discuss a Defibrillator. 'Maybe we should keep it under the counter.'

"Impressive. When can you start?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Is this still America?'