"Ebenezer, you will be visited by an unemployed worker, a part-time, low-wage McDonald's employee and a disgruntled walmart staffer."
Fast Food Employee Gifts
Celebrate the hard work of fast food employees with our humorous and thoughtful collection. Whether they're behind the counter or on the drive-thru, find a gift that shows appreciation for their fast-paced service and sunny attitude. Our range features witty mugs, clever T-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints that highlight their essential role and give them a smile each day.
"$15 an hour!...I demand $15 an hour!"
'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'
Car Chase-Thru
"Welcome to McDonalds. Can I take your order please"
'I'm really pressed for time this morning. Could you just go ahead and pour that in my lap for me?'
Fast Food Restaurant Employees Discuss a Defibrillator. 'Maybe we should keep it under the counter.'
"Impressive. When can you start?"
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).
'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'
"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'
You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'
Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
Menu Dating
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."
"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."
"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."
"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."
"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"
Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.
Another day in the Splenda mines
"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
'Is this still America?'
Fast Food Employee Gifts Collection
Fast Food Employee Mugs
Discover our collection of fast food employee mugs, perfect for adding some humor and personality to their daily coffee breaks.
Fast Food Employee Pillows
Find cozy, humorous pillows that celebrate the hardworking fast food employees—adding comfort and joy to any space.
Fast Food Employee Prints
Check out our vibrant prints designed for fast food heroes—brighten up their workspace or home with a touch of personality.
Fast Food Employee T-Shirts
Explore our range of T-shirts designed for fast food employees—fun, witty, and perfect for showing off their pride in their work.