Fast-food Manager Gifts

McFEMA to the rescue.

Fast Food: Prove 27% Faster

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Menu Dating

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Is this still America?'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'