Fast Food Restaurant Worker Pillows

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

View to the Future

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'Is this still America?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"