Fast Food Industry Pillows

"In addition to fringe benefits, you get a 45 second lunch break."

Back to Work

"You've got to admit their outright elimination of the hamburger was a stroke of sheer financial genius!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Menu Dating

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Is this still America?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'