Fast Food Industry Pillows

"In addition to fringe benefits, you get a 45 second lunch break."

"You've got to admit their outright elimination of the hamburger was a stroke of sheer financial genius!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

View to the Future

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Menu Dating

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Is this still America?'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'Can I have flies with that'