Fast Food Worker Mugs

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.'

"In addition to fringe benefits, you get a 45 second lunch break."

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

"Great. You move to Mexico, and we all end up working at McDonald's."

Bank'n Burger - "I see there's been another merger."

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

'That's two happy meals, a shake, and four years of college down the drain.'

'Have a McWater. It's all we can serve without being sued.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Where do you see yourself in say,five minutes from now?'

Pizza delivery

Evolving quickly.

'We're being paid minimum wage so do only a minimum amount of work.'

'Who's next'

Mc Savings and Loan

"The Quintuple Burger is our limit. We don't stack more burgers than you can have heart bypasses."

Nutrition-Free Diet

The Colonel at home.

"Of course it's raw, I'm not a magician!"

"Have you heard about our new healthy veggie burger?" "Dreamy! Now - how many pounds of beef can you put in one bun?"

"Please order by number."

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

"Quarter panda, please."

'Can you speak in garbled, unintelligible, muffled tones? We're looking for someone to work the drive-thru window.'

Vincent has a sudden bout of dayjob vu.

"I told you we should have voted for Clinton."

Jeff's not fast enough food outlet

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

101 things to do with lutefisk.

"Jeffrey is interning at Quizno's this summer."

',,,,,and make it snappy'