Food Worker Mugs

'I worked at Burger Buddies on the grill for five and a half weeks until I found out what was really going on. Then I was out of there!'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Cafe Burns.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Ghostbasters 3

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"