Food Factory Worker Mugs

'And you're saying nobody knew we were right on top of a major fault line?'

"Gesundheit."

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Motivation to work

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Time Out For Teddy

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Ghostbasters 3

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Nutrition-Free Diet

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'