Food Industry Worker Pillows

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"Hello, I'm Ryan. I'm not your waiter, but I'm hoping you'll still leave me a whopping tip."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'I just hope I don't end up a tin of ham.'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Bottled water plant gets delivery of treated sewage.

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

Free Range Eggs

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

Soup factory: Permanently closed: gone into adminestrone

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

Christmas at the baby food plant: 'Twenty pounds of pureed turkey just doesn't do it for me.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

'I hate my job.'

'There's a reason I only eat organic free range.'

Ghostbasters 3

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

Soybean Cakes - 'They're not selling. Let's just offer then as a Synfuel.'

"These aren't free samples. This is my lunch, dammit!"

Beggar on street corner has sign which reads 'Gluten salesman'

New In! Flat Coke.

Milkshake Shortage

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Important Food Groups

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."