Food Industry Workers Pillows

'Not only our fishcakes, Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a Granny.'

Woman sees small cook going to interview for short order cook.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Important Food Groups

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Sea weed harvest.

Ghostbasters 3

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Big Boy Foot

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"