Food Industry Workers T-Shirts

'Not only our fishcakes, Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a Granny.'

Woman sees small cook going to interview for short order cook.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Important Food Groups

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Sea weed harvest.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Ghostbasters 3

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Nutrition-Free Diet

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

That's my boss for you - a platitude with an attitude.

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.