Delivery Service Worker Gifts

'Catchy name, hey?' (Pony X-Press)

Our Founder

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

'How things have changed Mr Twinkle.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Food deliverer's baby.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Santa called but you were out!

French Early Bird

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Exit Next Left

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'