Delivery Staff Gifts

Beware of the God

I believe you're desperate for delivery staff.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

How Amazon was invented

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Exit Next Left

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."