Delivery Officer Gifts

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

How Amazon was invented

Food deliverer's baby.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

French Early Bird

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Exit Next Left

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Santa called but you were out!

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'