Fuel Delivery Driver Gifts

Rescue Dog brings Gas to the Snowmobile.

"Stop laughing, I really have run out of petrol!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

How Amazon was invented

'Are we broke yet?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Santa called but you were out!

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Exit Next Left

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Sister Cities

Monday: Next 7 exits.