Fuel Delivery Gifts

'You're not gonna believe this, but I ran out of gas!'

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Anything for me?"

Sisyphus Pizza

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Natural gas

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Modern Cupid

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Somebody order a pizza?"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'Do you have poop points?'

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Transplant delivery