Fuel Delivery Gifts

'You're not gonna believe this, but I ran out of gas!'

LAY ZEE FUK

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Food deliverer's baby.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Sisyphus Pizza

"Anything for me?"

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Natural gas

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Somebody order a pizza?"

Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza?

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Modern Cupid

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

'Do you have poop points?'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

'Did you order something from Amazon?'