Fuel Delivery Specialist Gifts

'. . .I ran out of fuel. Can you please send someone out for me?'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Critical Ethanol report

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

The Heating Oil Problem.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

'What luck!'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

ATM at gas station.

'Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a bomb. Part # AB6 is a toner cartridge.'

Gasoline fuel theft

Supreme Gas

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

'It's a hybrid.'

Summer Gas Price Hikes

"And you deliver anywhere, right?"

Castaway on desert isle sends 'message in a bottle' via drone.

When times are tough we all have to make sacrifices...and you're ours BP MAKE RECORD PROFITS (AGAIN).

Regular and decaf fuel.

Fuel rationing in Portugal

Buyway Robbery

"This is your low-cost metro delivery system?"

fuel price hike

"Stop laughing, I really have run out of petrol!"

Petrol 10 kms ahead