Delivery Professionals Gifts

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

How Amazon was invented

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Exit Next Left

Santa called but you were out!

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Anything for me?"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

Santa's Out Tray.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'