Fuel Supply Worker Gifts

Cars suckling at a petrol tanker.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Car Breast-Feeding

Bio Fuels.

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Home Heating Oil

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

Self Service Island

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

ATM at gas station.

'I can't believe BP fired me for leaking information.'

"You mean they gave us alternative fracks?"

Drought ruined corn crop.

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

New Uses For Excess Coal

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.

"My dad had a great job working on the pipeline...

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'