Fuel Supply Worker Gifts

Cars suckling at a petrol tanker.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Car Breast-Feeding

Bio Fuels.

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Home Heating Oil

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

Self Service Island

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

Drought ruined corn crop.

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

"My dad had a great job working on the pipeline...

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

New Uses For Excess Coal

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'