Fuel Industry Worker Gifts

Tramp's Gas

"What Kind of fuel am I?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

US Energy Needs.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Car Breast-Feeding

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

There's no real oil emergency...

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'Who is to blame?'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Energy trap.

The Procrastinator

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Woo-hoo!"

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'