Gas Industry Worker Gifts

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Keystone XL

"Woo-hoo!"

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

There's no real oil emergency...

The Procrastinator

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Who is to blame?'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Energy trap.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Home Heating Oil

BP's Spill Bill

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

BP corporation has money spewing uncontrollably from it.

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

Middle Eastern Crisis.

Oil Industry Safety.