Energy Industry Worker Gifts

'#%@*! Fracking!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Oil of Frackenstein

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

Oil Profits of Doom

Mudville - Not a happy town, but at least we have revenue from fracking.

'What the frack!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

US Energy Needs.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Snake in the grass...

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Keystone XL

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

'Who is to blame?'

The Procrastinator

Camel In The Tent

"Woo-hoo!"

Energy trap.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

There's no real oil emergency...

EXXON EXTINCTION

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."