Pipeline bends around a bear.
Energy Worker Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for an energy worker? Our collection features witty and heartfelt items that honor their essential role in powering our world. From mugs to art prints, find something that energizes their day and shows appreciation for their hard work.
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.
"Neversource"
'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'
"Read me one more, Daddy!"
'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'
After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger
Windmill Maintenance
A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.
"Woo-hoo!"
EXXON EXTINCTION
E.U. Russian Oil Embargo
Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.
Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson
If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.
Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.
"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."
Big oil.
Gas Bill
'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.
'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'
"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."
A Utility Knife.
Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.
"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."
"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."
Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.
A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'
New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.
A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.
Call before you dig!
"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"
"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."
Energy Worker Gifts Collection
Energy Worker Mugs
Check out our collection of mugs for energy workers, designed with witty slogans and charming graphics to brighten their mornings.
Energy Worker Pillows
Browse pillows featuring fun and heartfelt messages for energy workers, perfect for adding personality to any space.
Energy Worker Prints
View prints that highlight the vital work of energy workers, crafted to inspire and decorate their favorite areas.
Energy Worker T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts celebrating energy heroes with humorous and inspiring designs that they’ll love to wear.