Energy Worker Mugs

Pipeline bends around a bear.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Neversource"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

"Woo-hoo!"

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

EXXON EXTINCTION

Windmill Maintenance

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Gas Bill

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

Big oil.

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

A Utility Knife.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"