Energy Company Employee Mugs

Energy Company.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"The Nominees"

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Electricity Bills

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Woo-hoo!"

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Home Heating Oil

Big oil.

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

Pipeline bends around a bear.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

'ALP Electric Company'

'It's kind of disappointing that they make solar energy panels.'

US fossil fuel industry resurgence under Trump

China and Russia form closer ties over a gas deal.

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

"You mean they gave us alternative fracks?"

Raising the flag at basra.