Energy Company Employee Mugs

Energy Company.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"The Nominees"

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Electricity Bills

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"Woo-hoo!"

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

EXXON EXTINCTION

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Home Heating Oil

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

Big oil.

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

Pipeline bends around a bear.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

'ALP Electric Company'

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

'It's kind of disappointing that they make solar energy panels.'

China and Russia form closer ties over a gas deal.

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

US fossil fuel industry resurgence under Trump

"But a windfall tax would mean abandoning a zero carbon future."