Department Of Energy Worker Gifts

Dept.of energy.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"The Nominees"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"Woo-hoo!"

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

EXXON EXTINCTION

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Big oil.

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

Pipeline bends around a bear.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

'I don't know -- maybe we should check the fuse box.'

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

'ALP Electric Company'

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

'It's kind of disappointing that they make solar energy panels.'

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

"Isn't that the chap we put in charge of the 'energy conservation'?"

China and Russia form closer ties over a gas deal.

US fossil fuel industry resurgence under Trump

New Uses For Excess Coal

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

"But a windfall tax would mean abandoning a zero carbon future."