Department Of Energy Worker T-Shirts

Dept.of energy.

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"The Nominees"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"Woo-hoo!"

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

EXXON EXTINCTION

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Big oil.

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Pipeline bends around a bear.

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

'I don't know -- maybe we should check the fuse box.'

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

'ALP Electric Company'

'It's kind of disappointing that they make solar energy panels.'

US fossil fuel industry resurgence under Trump

"Isn't that the chap we put in charge of the 'energy conservation'?"

China and Russia form closer ties over a gas deal.

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

"You mean they gave us alternative fracks?"

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

New Uses For Excess Coal