Energy Sector Employee T-Shirts

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"The Nominees"

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"Woo-hoo!"

EXXON EXTINCTION

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Home Heating Oil

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

Big oil.

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Pipeline bends around a bear.

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

'ALP Electric Company'

Oil dependency

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

German/Russian Relations: The Nord Stream Problem

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'