Energy Sector Worker T-Shirts

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

American GIs holding up an oil rig.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Supreme Gas.

We Are All Connected

Department of Energy worker has two boxes: 'Vim' and 'Vigor'.

Russian Robot

'Maybe it's not just the oil - maybe the price of barrels has gone up too.'

US precision bombing

Santa Trump's Chimney's Accident

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"Woo-hoo!"

EXXON EXTINCTION

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

Big oil.

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Pipeline bends around a bear.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'